Short ?n Curlies #28 by Si Spurrier

BrainFart:
I’m ill, screw you.
Gripped by lugubrious fevers, somersaulting fuzzily through the Paracetamol Nebula, I have ditched the idea of Real Actual Work and seized instead the chance to squirt, bleed and spume my self-pity all ... http://tinyurl.com/y8qkmaa